Whoopee Cushion / Pull My Finger
| Put a whoopee cushion on your teacher's seat. When he or she goes to sit, do not allow them to see their seat before sitting. Before they get to this point, go up to them and tell them to pull your finger. Most teachers will say haha, i'm not falling for that...back to your seat!! As you walk back, you will hear a farting sound from the whoopee cushion. |
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Problem With The Trumpet
| In band class, tape the spit valve open on the trumpet. Your victim will wonder what is wrong with the horn. |
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Paste Cream Cookies
| Replace the middle cream part of Oreo cookies with paste. Then offer the cookies to your classmates. |
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Carnival Planning Prank
| Start calling a bunch of places that rent out items for carnivals, such as animals, rides, clowns, jugglers, bouncy houses, and concession stands. Call after hours so you can leave a message for them to call you back. But instead of leaving your name and number, leave your principals name and your high school's phone number. Tell them all to call you back tomorrow before noon. Then from 9am to noon your school will be flooded with carnival places calling them. |
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Thats My Locker!
| Break into a freshman's locker, take his stuff out, put your stuff inside and when he returns to get his stuff...tell him its your locker then walk away and says something like ''Dumb Freshman!'' |
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Revenge On Your Ex Girlfriend
| Call your ex girlfriend's mother and pretend to be her new boyfriend. Then tell her mom that you are very sorry about getting her pregnant and hopefully she has already told you. Try to sound as real as possible. |
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Start Rumors
| Rumors are common on school campuses everywhere. The best thing about rumors are that they are easy to start. All you have to do is tell a couple people something you heard about your victim. You don't have to give the source, just tell them what you heard that is good enough. Eventually they will tell a couple people and so on. A great rumor to start about someone is that they are gay, or bi, or they like someone (be sure to say who it is). |
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Bulge In Your Speedo
| During swim week for P.E. be sure to wear your speedos. Also make sure to add something so there is extra bulge in your crotch area. You will certainly be the center of attention. |
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Sticky Grounds
| During class, about a half hour before school ends for the day, ask to be excused so you can use the restroom. Then go into your locker and get about three or four 2litter bottles of soda that you store in there. Pour it all over the grounds just outside all the exit door to the buildings. Then watch students step all over sticky wet cement on their way home. |
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Fun With Ducktape
| Open your victim's desk while he is away and ducktape all of his books and folders together. Then put it back in his desk and act like nothing happened. |
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Big Hand Disease
| Tell your victim that if his hand is bigger than his face then he has a rare disease. Then after he puts his hand up to his face, push his hand into his own face so he slaps himself. |
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Bums At School
| During the weekend go all around town and tell every bum that there is gonna be a free food handout at your school on monday. Tell them you are giving them a heads up to be there early before the food runs out. On monday when you return to school, there will be a huge flock of bums at the front gate. |
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Cheerleader Pom Pom Prank
| Sprinkle some itching powder in the high school cheerleaders pom poms. |
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Represent Yo Class!
| During breaktime, run straight into the office and yell, ''Class of 2008!! BIOTCH!!!'' then run out and blend in with everyone else. 9 times out of 10 the people working in the office will have no idea who you are. Unless you are a popular student or one who is always in trouble, then obviously you are in and out of the office regularly. But make sure its the side with only the office secretaries and not the principal. Oh and you can substitute 2008 with your class. |
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No Locker Access
| Super glue everyone's lock to their locker. Nobody will be able to open their lockers. No books, no pens, no class today! yay! |
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Mooo
| Sneak onto school campus at night when nobody is there and send a cow up the stairs. Cows can walk up stairs but are unable to walk downstairs. |
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This one takes a lot of time and planning
| Assemble an automobile in a school hallway overnight. Works best if the car cannot fit thru the space to drive out. In other words, someone else will have to disassemble the ride to get it out of there. |
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Bloody Tampon Prank
| unwrap tampons and pour some ketchup on them. Then place them all around your school campus. |
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Which Door?
| Print out a bunch of signs that read, ''Please Use Other Door''. Then during class, ask to be excused so you can use the restroom. Then hurry and place the signs on all the doors in the building that go outside. When the bell rings watch as people scramble around looking for an exit that doesn't have a sign on it. |
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High School Girls
| Go up to your mother with a serious face and tell her you are pregnant. You can even make up a story like...you don't know how it happened or who it was or anything. Then be sure to tell here she has been pranked! |
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