Homophobe Prank
| If you know someone who is a homophobe, slip some homoerotic art books in their bag while they are distracted. When they walk through the library's book detector, they will have to empty out the bag revealing the book in question. |
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Advertise In The Local Paper
| Advertise your principals job in the local paper. |
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Release The Animals
| Release large numbers of pigeons into a gymnasium or lecture hall. Young pigs in the hallway are good too. Even better if they (pigeons or pigs) have been fed laxatives. |
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Dissecting Animals
| When dissecting animals, take the liver (or some other brown organ) and place it in the instructor's coffee. Place parts from your dissection in various places around a cafeteria salad bar. |
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Upside Down Chairs
| When a teacher leaves the room, have everyone turn every desk and chair upside down. When the teacher returns be sitting on your chairs working as if nothing had happened. |
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Super Glue Prank
| Superglue EVERYTHING in a classroom down. Chairs, chalk, books, whatever. Don't be choosy. |
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Watch Where You're Walking
| Sucker freshmen into walking too close to an active Van-De-Graff generator. |
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Cafeteria Glass To Table Prank
| Glue glasses in a cafeteria to the bottom of a table. |
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Hidden Channel Surfing
| Next time your teacher puts one of those boring videos on during class time. Have some fun with a universal remote! Every few minutes put the volume on mute or change the channels back and forth. |
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Pee Prank
| Next time you use the school restroom and your friends are waiting outside. Wash your hands but don't dry them. Leave them wet. Then wipe your hand all over your victim and tell them, ''Don't you just hate it when you pee on your hand!'' It is guaranteed to gross them out! |
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Squeaky Class
| This prank works well with a substitute teacher, but can also work on your real teacher. You will need a couple other students to be in on the prank as well. All you have to do is, while your teacher is reading something to the class just make a quick squeaky noise. Teacher will look up, see nothing and keep reading. Then a few seconds later, someone else needs to squeak. Teacher will look up again but see nothing, keep waiting a few seconds and keep squeaking. Teacher will become annoyed but will never know where the squeaks are coming from |
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Ridged Coin Trick
| With a pencil, heavily mark the sides of any ridged coins such as a dime or quarter. Then ask a classmate if he or she can place it on their forehead and roll it down to their nose. Tell em if they can, they can keep the coin. After they give it a try, it will leave a black pencil mark on their face. |
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Crickets In Backpacks
| Buy some crickets at your local pet store. Then when your fellow students aren't paying attention, drop some in their backpacks. |
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Military Recruiter Prank
| Use your victim's name and address and mail the local military recruiter telling him how interested you are in joining the army. Schedule a visit while your victim is at home. Recruiters are very persuasive and are difficult to get off your back! |
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Exploding Pen
| Go to any Joke Store and buy some exploding pens (the kind that pop when you open them.) Then when your teacher isn't paying attention, replace her pens with the gag pens. |
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Worms In Locker
| Most lockers have vents large enough to slip some worms inside. Do this when your victim is away from his locker. |
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Whisper Prank
| Between classes, after you talk to someone in the hallway let him or her walk away. Then after they walked a good distance in the opposite direction call him back and whisper in his ears, ''How far would you have gotten if I didn't call you back'' |
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Cafeteria Blow Shooters
| Tear pieces off the wrapper of your straw and roll them into little balls. Place them inside your straw, aim at your target victim and blow. The little paper ball will shoot out and hit your victim where ever you aim. |
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Bathroom Out Of Order
| During class, asked to be excused to use the restroom then close the bathroom door and put a printed out of order sign on the door. Then return to class. |
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Mysterious Library Stinch
| Grab any book off the library shelf. Take it with you into the bathroom. Use an exacto knife to cut a square out of the center of all the pages. Then take a crap and place some of your poo inside the square. Close the book. Go put it back on the library shelf. It will begin to stink so bad and nobody will know where its coming from. |
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