Make People Think You Won!
| Keno is the only game in a casino where you can win and nobody will know you won except you. So after a game's numbers are called jump up and down and say ''Yes! i just won $4000 at Keno'' people walking by will stop and cheer for you. |
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Garage Sale Prank
| Print up a bunch of huge garage sale or yard sale signs and post them up the night before around your neighborhood. Don't give an address, just use arrows. Send the cars in a maze throughout the neighborhood looking for a yard sale that doesn't exist. |
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Beer Shower
| Toss full cups of beer into the air on a dance floor as soon as the club goes dark from timing with the beat of the song. Then check out the dancers reactions as they go from energetic happy partiers to pissed of beer coated victims as soon as the light turns back on. |
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On The Final Hole
| Sometimes while golfing the guys behind you become impatient and will yell stuff at you for taking your sweet time or may just hit their balls before you are even done with the current hole. Here is how you get back at them, on the final hole (which is sometimes the hole that decides their game final score) wait until their balls are hit. Then dash over to their balls. Pick them up, throw them over the fence, get in your golf cart, and head for the exit. |
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Gay Porn
| Place a picture of a naked man (gay porn) in the 'Things to Do' glass display booth at your local airport. |
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Porn Stickers
| Buy some sticker paper and print porn on them with your home computer. Then go to the mall and stick them in places everyone walks by. |
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At The Movies
| Sit in the back and throw candy at the people sitting in the first row. |
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Movie Theater Prank
| Go inside a theater that is showing a movie you have already seen. Walk to the very front and yell the ending or what is gonna happen next. Make sure everyone hears you. |
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Blood Pressure Prank
| Go to the back of any drug store. There should be a blood pressure checking machine near the pharmacy. This is the machine that you place on your arm and it squeezes your arm so tight then lets go after a few seconds. For this prank all you have to do is go and get a plastic bottle of shampoo from the soap isle. Then instead of using your arm use the shampoo bottle. Start up the blood pressure machine and walk out of the store before shampoo explodes all over the floor. |
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Ice Down Shirt Prank
| Sneak up on people and put an ice cube down the back of their shirt. |
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After The Movie Ends.
| When you go to the theaters, after the movie ends and everyone leaves the movie theater, stay in your seat and pretend to be asleep. |
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Fun At The Bowling Alley
| Put vaseline in all the holes in bowling balls. Then sit back and watch as people try their best to grip their balls. |
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Burned To A Crisp
| Before leaving a tanning bed, place an extra set of clothes on the table or chair in the room. Then pour a pile of ashes in the closed tanning bed. You will be long gone when the attendant sees it in the room, but the thought alone as you drive away should bring enough laughter. |
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Rubberband Prank
| Sneak up on your victim and shoot a rubberband at him. This prank can be performed between classes or during class if your victim sits near you. |
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Shoe Stamping
| Walk directly behind your victim and intentionally step on the back on his shoe while he or she walks in front of you. Most people will be a little irritated and think its just an accident the first time you do it, but as you continue walking and doing it, it pisses them off. |
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Sunburn Smack
| After spending a day out in the sun with a buddy, he or she may have gotten a little sun burned. If this is the case, a smack in the back or neck area would certainly get their attention. Make the smack hard and quick. Your victim is guaranteed to feel it more with a sun burn. |
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Prank The Parking Attendant
| The next time you park in a parking garage that charges per hour to park there, try this prank. Go through the usual...get your time stamped ticket from the drive up machine, go shopping or whatever, return a few hours later...now get a new ticket by walking up to the automatic ticket machine. When you drive to the exit to pay the attendant, give him the new ticket instead of the old one. If he doesn't catch on, you just saved yourself four hours of charge. At 5 bucks an hour...that could be a $20 savings!! |
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Supermarket Egg Prank
| Take a hardboiled egg with you to the supermarket. Then switch that egg with an egg from a carton in the supermarket fridge. |
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Moth Surprise
| Place a few moths in the tanning salon bedroom. When the next person goes in there to use the bed, it will light up and attract all of the moths. |
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Terror At The Tanning Salon
| Go on the internet and print out pictures of people with skin cancer. Then place these printouts in the magazines in the tanning waiting room. |
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