Answering Machine Prank
| Next time you call your buddy up and he doesn't answer the phone because he is staying home and has a hot date over, try this prank. If he doesn't answer, this means it will go straight to the answering machine. So he and his date will hear the message you leave...this is what you say: ''Hey Mr. Smith (or whatever his last name is) this is the video store calling to remind you that you still haven't returned Buff Sexy Gay Men Volume 2...its 3 days late'' |
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Name Swap
| Next time your buddy leaves his phone laying around. Pick it up and change your name in the phonebook with an Ex's name. Then wait a few minutes and give him a call. He will think his Ex is calling him. |
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Congrats! You Won!
| Some restaurants have those little prize boxes where you have to fill out the form for a chance to win something. When nobody is paying attention, take a few of them out. Then call those people up and tell them they won the prize! The bigger the prize the more enthusiastic the victim will be. Then tell them they will need to pick up their prize in person. Give them a location far away at an unusual time. |
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Here Comes The Train!
| Call someone on your cell phone next time you are stuck at a rail road crossing and waiting for the train to pass through. As the train gets closer, the person on the other line will be able to hear it. Tell him, ''Oh no! Oh no! ...i am stuck on a train track'' He will hear the train getting closer and closer then make a loud clapping noise and quickly end the call. Make sure to call him back laughing!! and make sure you tell him the truth. |
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Multiple Caller Wrong Number Prank
| Gather up a group of friends for this one. One after another you and your friends call the victim and ask him if Ronald is there (or some other creative name). Everytime he says, ''No you have the wrong number'' another friend calls back asking for the same name. After the victim gets really annoyed, you then call him and tell him that you are Ronald and ask him if anyone has been calling for you. |
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Intercom Switch
| Switch on the intercom as tell the victim that the ''person on the other end wants to talk to you''. You'll hear them going ''Hello? Hellooo?''... |
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Make A Pledge
| Call in pledges to your local public TV station in the victim's name. Be generous. Other charities work as well. |
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Glue The Receiver Down
| Glue the victim's receiver down, and then start making lots of calls to the victim. |
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Three Way Call
| Utilizing threeway calling, call two people you don't know and start a confused conversation that goes like, ''who is this?'', ''Who is *this*?'', ''Why did you call me?'', ''Call you? You called me!''... |
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Answering The Phone Prank
| Next time you answer your phone, this is what you should say: ''hello, this is (Your Fake Name Here) from the city morgue, you stab them we slab them, how may I help you?'' |
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Fax Machine Prank
| Call someone by dialing their number with the max machine. They will receive a loud screeching and very annoying sound coming through the phone. |
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Grandma! Be Carefull.
| Call a company that allows you to order products over the phone. Then tell them, ''Yes, i would like to order a...Grandma! Be Carefull!!''...sorry about that...then go on ordering the item but every so often say, ''Grandma put that shotgun down!'' then say ''Don't get too close to those steps with that gun grandma!'' continue with your order then make a loud BANG!!! noise and say OMG!!! then hangup on them. |
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Overdue Video Rental
| Call a random number and tell him you are calling from the local video store. Tell him his video rental ''Girls Gone Wild'' is overdue and needs to be returned ASAP! |
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Sticky Tape In Your Ear
| Use either double sided clear sticky tape or just roll up regular clear tape. Place it on the ear part of the phone headset. Whoever answers the phone next won't even notice it and will have clear tape stuck to their ear. |
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No Service
| Get your victim's cell phone and change the banner greeting to say ''No Service'' |
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Phone Receiver Trick
| Unplug the phone receiver just a little bit, so it looks like its still plugged in and is not noticeable. The next time the phone rings and your victim goes to answer it...the receiver will come right out! |
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Prank Phone Calls
| The following are prank phone calls you can make to public places like a bar: 1.) Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here? 2.) Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! 3.) Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely! 4.) Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! 5.) Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! 6.) Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual! 7.) Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? 8.) Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! 9.) Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? 10.) Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss? 11.) Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle! 12.) I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura 13.) Ollie Tabooger (I'll eat a booger). 14.) Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme? 15.) |
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Pass Out Your Victim's Phone Number
| Write your victim's phone number on all your dollar bills before you spend them. |
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Revenge On The Telemarketer
| Whenever a telemarketer calls swing the conversation to religion and try selling them on your belief. After awhile, if you do this enough they will stop calling you. |
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Bothered At Home
| When a telemarketer calls you act interested in the product they are selling. But ask them for their home phone number so you can call them back. If they give you their 1 800 number, refuse and say you want his or her home phone number to discuss the finalizing of the sale. If they refuse again (which they will) then yell at them and say, ''Oh so you don't like being bothered at home!! huh?'' |
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