IT Prank
| Send out a memo to everyone explaining that all computers have been infected with the new 'Letter G Virus' and that everything is ok, but for the rest of today nobody can type the letter 'G' or else it will cause even more havoc on the company computer systems. |
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Screen Capture
| Take a screen capture of someone's screen. It would work best if they have a program open. Then save the screen capture as an image and use that as their desktop background picture. It will confuse the heck out of them when they see their desktop icons over their microsoft word. |
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Self Recognition Prank
| Without disguising your voice, compliment yourself over the office intercom. Compliment yourself on a just completed task or give yourself the rest of the day off. |
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Porn CDs
| Relabel the data CDs so they say 'Porn' on them. |
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Discontinued Award
| The next time someone at the office wins an award, send out a memo to everyone that the award has been discontinued. |
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Calculator Fun
| Place some clear tape over the calculator to make the numbers very fuzzy. |
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Phone Label Swap
| Change the speed dial labels on office phones. It will piss off your co-worker when he is trying to call tech support but instead speed dials the courier. |
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Hostage Situation In The Office
| Take something that your co-worker needs. Such as his mouse and leave a ransom note in its place. Don't tell him who you are. Just tell him where to leave the money for it. |
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Office Rumor
| Ask your victim if he heard about the rumor going around, tell him people are saying he is getting fire today. It helps if multiple co-worker also tell him the same thing. So plan ahead and get others in on the prank. |
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Full Blast!
| Turn your victim's speaker volume up full blast. He won't know until the next time his computer makes a sound, it will surprise him to death! haha |
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File Cabinet Prank
| Put a small animal in the file cabinet. Make sure its a cabinet that is opened multiple times daily. |
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Misplaced
| This prank is for Mr. Neato at the office who keeps everything nice n neat and in the same place every time. When he or she isn't paying attention, move things around on their desk. |
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Multiple Outfits
| Tell everybody at the office (except your victim) to take more than one outfit to work. Then throughout the day keep changing clothes. |
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Eating Out Of The Trash Can
| Put some of your chips in a clean back on top of the trash can. Then when you and your fellow co-workers are walking past it, grab a hand full and eat them in front of them. |
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Extra Sugar In Coffee
| If you have one of those co-workers who uses the same mug and drinks the same style coffee everyday, then try this prank. When he or she isn't paying attention drop a few packets of sugar into their mug and mix it up. |
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New Secretary Prank
| Call the new secretary and tell her that you are calling from the local phone company and will be running a test on all the phone lines in the building. Let her know that its very crucial that for the next 10 minutes that nobody uses any phone line or else electrocution will result. Then hang up. |
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New Employee Prank
| Send a new employee for various mythical items such as: Double sided transparencies, Dehydrated Water, Bucket of compressed air, A one molar solution of water, A stanchion remover, A bucket of steam, A fallopian tube, A long weight (long wait), A short weight, Short circuits, Lightning bolts, Sky hooks, A mattababe (as in what's a mattababe), A dickfore (same as above), A piston return spring, A left handed wrench, hammer, razor..., Agent Orange (paint color), Spark plugs for a diesel engine, A short/long stand, A chain stretcher, Hydraulic cement bender, and Snow tires for the shopping carts. |
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Myra Mains
| This is a great prank for a secretary to play on the office jokester. Maybe the secretary needs to get even. Well try this. When your victim is out to lunch, leave him a message that someone named Myra Mains called and needs a call back ASAP. Leave the number to the local coroner's office with the note. Myra Mains, sounds like My Remains. |
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Hide The Chair
| When your victim leave the room, hide his chair. When he returns act like you don't know where it is. A great place to hide the chair would be in the opposite sex bathroom |
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Intercom Prank
| This is a great prank to play on a new co-worker. Every office has a code to use the PA. Lets say the code is 10. Well, just let the new co-worker know that he has a call for him on 10. When he presses 10 he will say "hello this is Dave" ...hello? hellooo? until he realizes he is on the PA intercom |
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