The Nickname Game
| Give all of your co-workers a lame nickname such as Poncho, Chachi, Gumby, etc. Then always refer to them by this name. |
|
Fun With Business Cards
| Print some new business cards for your co-worker without telling him. Only instead of his current title, change it to something else. Choose a title that is below his current title. Such as 'CFO' to 'office assistant'. Then replace his current business cards with these. You can easily do this by switching the cards in his desk card holder. |
|
Pajama Day
| Show up to work in your pajamas. |
|
Pen Names
| Name all of your pens and tell your co-workers that meetings cannot begin until all of your pens are present. |
|
Would You Like Fries With That?
| When people at the office order you to do stuff, ask them if they would like fries with that. |
|
Waiver
| Whenever someone in the office asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver first. |
|
Waiting For My Document
| Put a chair so it faces the printer then sit there all day long and tell people you are waiting for your document. |
|
Speed Dial Changing
| Change the speed dial numbers on your boss's phone so they dial strip clubs or massage parlors. |
|
The Boss Needs A Date
| Before the next office party, print out a picture of your boss along with his or her phone number and post these printouts in various places throughout the building. Oh and don't forget to put this underneath the picture: ''I Need A Date For The Office Xmas Party...Please Call Me'' |
|
Speak Up!
| Tell the new employee that a certain someone else is hard of hearing so he better speak up everytime he talks to him. Tell that certain other person the same exact thing about the new employee. Then watch as communicate with each other in high volume every time. |
|
McDonald's Application Prank
| Fill out an application from a fast food place like McDonald's and put your co-workers name and contact info on the form.Then just wait til his cell phone rings and McDonald's calls him to setup an interview. |
|
Looking For A Stripper?
| Place an ad in the newspaper or on any classified website. In the ad, say you are a stripper and can strip at parties for half the price and double the time than a regular stripper. Leave the secretary's name and your company number as the contact info. |
|
Office Raffle
| Put an envelope in your victim's mail box slot. In the envelope put a letter with a return envelope. The letter will say something like ''Office Raffle - $1 each ticket''. Then make up some fake prizes like a new new car grand prize, new computer seconds prize and 5 runner up cash prizes, etc. Have your victim put his dollars in his envelope and put back in mailbox. Then later, go get this envelope of money and put some fake raffle tickets in his box. |
|
Rear Injection
| If you work at a place where shots are either required or encouraged, chances are your company has a day where physicals are free and everyone takes turns getting a shot when the doctor shows up on a certain day. Well, for this prank, before going in to get your shot on the upper arm...make sure you in line in front of the new guy. Then proceed to undo your pants, walk in, get your shot and come out zipping back up and rubbing your bum. The new guy will think the shot is actually in the rear and will be a bit frightened. |
|
Memo: Free Pizza in the Lunchroom
| Send out an email memo to everyone in the office to let them know about FREE pizza in the lunchroom. Then sit back and wait until the line of co-workers fills the hallway on their way for pizza that isn't even there. |
|
Unable To Open Desk Drawer
| Go underneath and behind desk drawer to tape it up so it cannot open all the way. This will frustrate your victim who needs to go in the drawer just to grab a pen or a notebook. |
|
FBI Answering Machine Prank
| Change someone's answering machine so it says, ''This is the FBI. All calls being made to this phone number are being traced and logged.'' Don't tell him, find out how long it takes him to realize it. |
|
Salt Cookies
| Bake a few batches of sugar cookies to take to the office every now and then so they all get used to your wonderful delicious cookies. Then one day just replace the sugar ingredient with salt. If anyone asks, tell them you are trying to cut down on the sugar intake and make them healthier. |
|
Sinking Chair Prank
| Most office chairs nowadays have a pneumatic piston used to control the height. The chairs are also designed to use a person's weight to control the downward adjustment. So, while your victim is away from his chair, tape the height adjusting lever to the bottom of the seat. This will make the piston lock and when your co-worker takes a seat, he will end up sinking all the way to the bottom. |
|
Problem With Chair Wheels
| Use some black tape to tape up the bottom wheels of your victim's desk chair. This will make it difficult to move the chair. Most people will never take the time to look and fix the problem and will just leave it at a nuisance. |
|
