Free Pizza In The Breakroom
| Starting on monday, send everyone an email telling them there is free pizza in the lunchroom. They will all check and see none, do the same thing tuesday, wednesday, and thursday. Co-workers will catch on and end up not checking anymore...then on friday, go ahead and order some pizzas, send the same email...then go to the lunch room and eat the pizza by yourself. |
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Relaxing Break
| Take a break by snorkeling in the company fish tank. |
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Pictures Of Your Kids
| Put up a few pictures of Bobby Brady and Danny Partridge in your cubicle. Then tell everyone those are your kids. |
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Office Treats
| Whenever you try to cook at home and the dishes don't turn out quite right, bring those dishes into the office and tell everyone they are special treats. |
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Those Pesky Mosquitoes
| Put up a mosquito net around your cubicle area, make it very noticeable. |
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Personal Notes
| Start including personal notes in every email you send out to co-workers. Example: ''On a personal note, I will be ordering pizza tonight'' |
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Cubicle Lights
| Tape christmas lights around the top of your desk cubicle. |
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Pimp Yo Chair
| Install some buttons and lights in the arms of your chair. If you want you could also put some new chrome wheels on your chair. |
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Email Rhymes
| Make sure every email you send out to your co-workers includes rhyming couplets. |
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Staplers
| Tell everyone about your fear of staplers. Then, start acting weird whenever one is present. |
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Office Memo: Regarding Coffee
| Send a memo to all your co-workers telling them that 3 or more cups of coffee during 1 work day is too many. |
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I Think My Phone Is Ringing
| During a conversation, tell your co-worker(s) that you think your phone is ringing, even if you are a long way from your desk. Then leave and go and get some coffee. |
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Headphone Prank
| Whenever someone comes in your office, put your headphones on and talk loudly. Then remove your headphones as soon as they leave. |
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Moldy Coffee
| Grow mold in your coffee mug. |
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IN
| Put the trash bin on your desk and label it with ''IN''. |
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The 'OK' Nod
| It doesn't matter what anybody asks, always reply with an 'OK' and a nod. |
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If anyone needs me...
| Send everyone at the office an email to let them know what you are doing. For example: ''If anyone needs me, I will be in the copy room'' |
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Company Xmas Party
| Volunteer yourself to organize the company xmas party. Then choose to have the party at McDonald's Playland. Feel free to charge everyone $15. |
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Meeting At 4:24 PM
| Schedule a meeting for 4:24PM. Then after everyone arrives, tell them they can go home. |
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Awww, how cute!
| Always include a piece of your child's artwork as the cover page for the reports you write. |
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