Garlic Phone
| Smash up some garlic and put the pieces inside the mouthpiece of the phone. Then call the victim up and keep him on the phone as long as possible. |
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Telephone Cord Switch
| Switch the telephone cords for 2 co-workers that sit next to each other. |
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W2 Form Prank
| Create a fake W2 form where it shows you make a butt-load of money working for your company. Then run off a few copies of your W2 in your company copy room near tax day. Be sure to intentionally leave a few copies behind for other co-workers to find. It will piss off someone with the same title as you, who has worked there longer than you when they see you made $110K last yr when they only made $60k. |
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Salary Increase
| Leave a memo in your co-worker's mailbox to congratulate him on a great past few months. Tell him you are increasing his salary effective immediately. Then sign your boss's name on the memo. After his next paycheck when there is no increase, he will take it to the boss to complain. |
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Lowering Your Pay
| Put a memo in your co-worker's mailbox. Make it look like the boss sent it directly to him. In the memo let him know that after reviewing his latest work progress and salary you have come to the conclusion that he is being over paid and need to reduce his salary effective immediately. Leave the boss's name and phone number on the memo and let him know if he has any questions, feel free to contact anytime. |
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Company Health Insurance
| Ask if the company health insurance covers pets. |
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Will You Marry Me
| During a job interview, ask the interviewer: ''I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?'' |
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Stand Up
| Remove all the chairs from the meeting room and tell everyone you are trying something new and will be conducting the meeting with everyone standing. Then try your best to drag the meeting on and on for as long as possible. |
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Doze Off During Interview
| While interviewing a job applicant, doze off a little and look tired. |
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Tomorrow is Pajama Day
| While interviewing a job applicant, wear a tie dye shirt and a headband. Explain to them that its 60's day today. Tell them tomorrow is Pajama Day and if he is hired, he will have to wear pajamas tomorrow. Then watch as his first day he shows up and is the only person wearing pajamas at the office. |
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Company Logo Tattoo
| Get a temporary tattoo of your company logo and show it off to everyone in the office. Tell them this is to show how dedicated and loyal you are to your work. Don't tell them its a temporary tat, then try to convince others to also get a permanent tat of the company logo. |
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Job Interview Hair Add On
| During a job interview, asked to be excused and replace your bald head look with a headpiece. You will come back in with hair that you never had going into the interview. |
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Job Interview Prank
| Tell the person interviewing you that one of your goals is to be the company job interviewer. |
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Job Interview During Lunch
| While interviewing a job applicant, tell him that you are starving and haven't eating lunch yet. Then proceed to interview him as you chomp on a juicy double cheeseburger and suck down a thick choco shake. |
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iPod Interview
| Listen to your iPod while interviewing a job applicant. Tell him or her that everything is ok, you can actually listen and interview at the same time. |
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Job Interview Arm Wrestling
| During a job interview, offer the job applicant to an arm wrestling match. Let him beat you, tell him he didn't get the job but ask if he can return later this week to take on Big Bubba from accounting. Explain that he is the company arm wrestling champ but is currently on vacation. |
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Internet Downtime
| Put a memo in everyone's mailbox telling them that the internet will be offline today from 1:00-2:00pm. Be sure to apologize and give everyone an extra hour for lunch. |
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Refusal Rebuttal Letter
| The next time a company declines to hire you, send them a letter that reads.......Dear (Interviewer's Name). Thanks for you letter of June 15th. After carefully considering I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been very unfortunate in receiving a vast amount of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your business immediately following graduation. I am looking forward to seeing you then. Best of luck with your future candidate rejections. Sincerely, (your name here) |
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Party At Dave's House
| While at a co-worker's party, assume that you have to pay for the drinks and keep asking for every drink you get whether you have to pay for this one or not. If your co-worker's spouse gets your drink for you, then be prepared to tip. |
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Coffee Switch
| Switch the decaf with the regular coffee. |
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