All-You-Can-Eat
| Print your own little signs and replace the ones on the sneeze guard glass at your local chinese food buffet. Change food names so they read something like Cat Mein, Plate Scrapings in Gravy, Yesterday's Leftovers, Dog Poo, etc |
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If you work in a fast food restaurant...
| This prank is perfect and harmless and a great way to get back at rude customers. Use a pin to poke a tiny dribble hole in their cup. This prank is perfect for the customer at the drive thru. Most people hold their cup between their legs. If they do they will have a wet crotch when they get home. |
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Drive Thru Kazoo
| Make the people working at the drive thru at any fast food place think that their speakers are going bad. Just order your food using a kazoo. It will sound bad on their end. |
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A Knotty Prank
| Whenever your victim leaves his drink unattended and his drink has a lid and straw, tie the straw in a knot below the lid. Then when he returns act like nothing happened. |
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Yummy Dog Food
| Empty a small bag of dry dog food and replace it with a similar looking cereal. Then walk into a room full of people and start eating out of the dog food bag. |
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Yummy Cat Food
| Empty out a can of cat food and replace it with tuna. Then walk into a room of people and start eating the tuna out of it. |
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Braille Menu
| Go thru a drive thru wearing some dark sunglasses. Ask the person at the window for a braille menu. When they give it to you, feel it, order your meal and drift to one side as you drive away. |
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Mystery Cans
| Take all the labels off of all the cans in your victim's pantry. Dinner will be a mystery every night. Its gonna suck for your victim when he wants a can of soup but instead opens the yams. |
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Restaurant Grade
| If you live in a county where all restaurants need to put a grade in the front window that the health inspector gave them, then this prank is for you. All you do is simply make your own grade on a paper than looks similar to the one in the windows and when you go to a restaurant, just slip your sign in front of their current grade sign. |
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30 cheeseburgers please...
| Go to a drive thru and order 30 cheeseburgers, then drive away. They will be making a lot of burgers for nothing. |
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KFC Prank
| Walk into a KFC restaurant and ask them how the Colonel died. |
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Vinegar In Your Water
| When you victim leaves the room for a moment and forgets to take his bottled water with him. Pour a couple ounces of white vinegar inside. Then check out his reaction when he returns and takes a swig. |
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Marshmallow Prank
| Next time you serve marshmallow. Make a hole in one and insert salt and pepper and close it back up. |
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Wax Paper Cookies
| Carefully take the tops off of Oreo cookies and place a small piece of wax paper in between. Put the cookies back in place and watch as your victim bites into his favorite cookie and gets wax paper along with it. |
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Coke Bottle Prank
| Take an empty coke bottle and fill it with sparkling water and soy sauce. Then put it in the fridge for someone else to enjoy. |
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Face Full Of Flour
| Stand behind a corner with an open bag of flour and wait for your victim to come walking around, when he does...throw the flour in his face! |
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Rig The Lid Of Salt Shakers
| Rig the lid of salt shakers to fail when used, resulting in a veritable salt lick on the victim's food. |
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Classic - Ex-Lax Brownie Prank
| Bake brownies or cookies and substitute Ex-Lax for part of the chocolate. Use some chocolate to keep the taste right. |
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Free Meal At A Restaurant
| Offer to buy a round of drinks for the guests seated at the table next to yours. Then when you go to pay for your bill at the cashier, tell her the table next to you has offered to pay your bill. Tell her they said just put it on their tab. Then look over at the table you just mentioned and give them a nod and a smile, they will do the same thing back...the cashier will just say ok and there you go...a free meal. |
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Free meal at a drive-thru
| When you pull up to the pay window at a drive-thru fast food joint, tell the cashier that the car behind you is your aunt or uncle and they have offered to pay for both cars. |
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