Unable To Cut The Cake
| Decorate a round car washing sponge with icing, whip cream and sprinkles so it looks like a cake. Leave it out so your victim can help himself to a slice. Then just sit back and enjoy watching him struggle while trying to cut the cake. |
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Take The Bait
| Add a rubber fishing worm into your victim's meal and watch their surprise when they bite into the tasty morsel |
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Yummy!
| While eating at a restaurant or having dinner with friends pretend you see a fly. Take out a fly swatter and act like you are chasing it around. After awhile, take out a raisin when no one is paying attention. Then show them it quickly as if it is the fly...and eat it! |
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Cereal Box Switch
| Remove the plastic bags from cereal boxes and switch them around. Your victim will scratch his head wondering why Cheerios came out of a box of Lucky Charms. |
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Explosive Ketchup
| Pour some baking soda in a bottle of ketchup. Close the lid and shake it. The next person to open the ketchup bottle will get an explosive surprise. |
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Microwaved Mayo Prank On A Drunk
| Wave microwaved mayonnaise under the nose of a person who is drunk and feeling queasy. Alternately start asking questions such as "Would you like a cold greasy pork chop? How about an earthworm omlette?..." |
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Superglue Plates To Tables
| While at a restaurant, put a couple dabs of superglue underneath your plate. By the time you finish it will be glued down pretty good. Pay, leave the restaurant, then wish the bus boy good luck. |
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Pizza Prank
| Call the local pizza place and order a bunch of pizzas. But instead of giving them your name and address. Give them the name and address of your victim. He will get an unwanted pizza delivery. |
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Bologna
| Ok, this one is simple. All you have to do is mail someone a piece of bologna. Bologna is thin and should fit in any envelope. |
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Salty Beverage
| When your victim isn't paying attention, pour some salt from the salt shaker inside his drink. |
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Hot Sauce Injection
| With a syringe, inject some spicy hot sauce in your victim's food before serving. Works great with apples, cakes, or muffins. |
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Free Hamburger Prank
| Before driving thru the Burger Place drive thru, tell your buddy that there is a new promotion there. Tell him if at the drive thru speaker, if you tell the worker "I can spell Whopper Combo" then spell it correctly, you win a free hamburger. Then laugh your ass off as you says and does it. |
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Styrofoam Cheesy Puffs
| Get some styrofoam packing nuts and color them orange with food coloring. They will look like Cheetos. Put them in a party bowl and serve during a get together. |
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Meaty Cupcakes
| Create a meaty version of what looks like cupcakes. All you have to go is create the muffin part of the cake by replacing sweet cake mix with a hearty meatloaf base. After you take this out of the oven, let it cool then add melted jack cheese on top, be sure to color the cheese with food coloring. Now the cup cakes are done! Give them to you victim. |
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Green Milk
| Add some green food coloring to a carton of milk. Then give your victim a bowl of dry cereal. Make sure you pour the green milk out into his bowl in front of him. He will wonder why the milk is green. |
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Mini Meal
| Use a small saucer plate and add a very small meal to a plate. Then serve to your victim. Make sure everything is small portions. |
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Healthy Dinner Prank
| Create a meal for dinner that looks healthy but is a sweet delicious dessert instead. Just lay some peanut butter logs on the plate to look like small chicken tenders. Then add a handful of candy mix that looks like peas and carrots. Top that off with a side of vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce which looks like mashed potatoes and gravy. |
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Pea Soup Barf Prank
| Put a water bottle of pea soup down your chest, underneath your t-shirt while at the school lunch table. Then get up and make weird noises and begin to squeeze your chest so it looks like you are puking. Then give the signal for your friends at the table to eat the pea soup from their trays that you just puked on. Everyone at other tables will see this and be disgusted thinking that your buddies are eating your puke. |
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Very Fresh KFC Chicken
| Put a live chicken inside an empty KFC bucket. Then take that bucket to your next pot luck luncheon or get together dinner. Watch your victim's surprise as they open the bucket to a live chicken. |
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Expires May 15, 1994
| Print your own expiration dates on little sticker paper and place them on items around the house. This prank works best if you use expiration dates of at least 10 or more years ago. |
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