Porn Email
| Sign your victim up for free porn email and put him on a lot of unwanted newsletters and spam lists. |
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Mac OSX Screen Prank
| If you press CTRL+OPTION+APPLE+8 at the same exact time on any Mac OSX computer the screen will change to a black and white negative of what the current screen is. To undo this, just press the same keys again. |
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Bandwidth Stealing
| If you have a website with a lot of traffic then you know how expensive bandwidth can be. There are a lot of thieves in cyberspace that will just use your images on their site while at the same time just linking to your image host. The perfect payback for this is to change the image names from time to time and replace the old image names with a different image. You can use an animated gif that reads 'I Am Gay' or some other creative image. |
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Computer Ticking Time Bomb
| This is a great prank to play on someone who knows very little about computers. While he or she isn't paying attention change their scrolling screensaver to say this: Attention Windows Customer, I am sorry and need to inform you. Your system has been infected with a very serious virus and your entire system will explode in exactly 30 seconds, 29 seconds, 28 seconds... |
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Dot Com Prank
| Purchase your victim's .com domain name. Example: JohnJaneDoe.com then post embarrassing stuff about him on the website and send him the link. |
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Super Fast Mouse
| When your victim is away from his computer, go into the setting and increase the speed of the mouse to the fastest. When he gets back, he will be unable to control the cursor. |
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Speed Up The Double Click
| While your victim is away from his or her computer, change the double click setting on the mouse. To do this, just go to to start, settings, control panel and then mouse. Make it so fast that it is nearly impossible to do. |
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Fake Error Messages
| Write fake disaster error messages that appear at random time. |
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Change The Default Password
| If they haven't changed the default password for their BIOS, change it yourself and lock them out of their machine. |
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Slow or Fast?
| Reverse the turbo switch so that the machine runs fast when it should run slow and slow when it should be fast. |
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Fun With A Mac Floppy Disk
| Rig the spring in a Macintosh floppy drive to fire the disk a goodly distance from the machine upon ejection. |
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How did this XXX image get here?
| Convert a XXX image to a bitmap and make it someone's OS/2 or Windows background. You can also change the background of someone's X-Windows session remotely as well as make picture appear and they can't stop you. (use XV or a similar program) |
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Keyboard Difficulties
| Write a TSR that turns the keyboard on and off at short intervals. You'll watch the person try keyboard after keyboard. Can also swap keys using ANSI.SYS or xmodemap depending on the system. |
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Hypnotic Virus
| Convince a newbie that there has been a virus going around that presents hypnotic patterns on the screen which can really mess up your mind. Then start up remotely or set to start at a particular time a fractal program of some sort. They'll probably panic big time. |
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Voice Recognition Technology
| Put an intercom inside a machine and then convince some nerd that it is an AI with voice recognition. |
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Problems Printing
| Write a daemon that sends each individual page of a print job to a different printer on the network. Select the printer at random. |
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Formatting C
| Write a small program that prints "Formatting C:" and starts printing a series of dots at intervals afterwards. Simulate disk access by continuously creating and deleting an empty text file. |
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Porno On The Overhead
| Run a XXX-GIF slide show on the overhead computer projectors found in many computer rooms and large lecture halls. Very effective if done before a large class. You may wish to superglue the drive doors shut as well as all the relevant power switches in the "on" position and the power cables to the wall and hide the keyboard. |
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MySpace Computer Prank
| Create a new 'fake' profile on MySpace claiming to be a new girl in school. Tell a lot of boys personally where to meet her at lunchtime. Give each of them the same location and time. Then watch as dozens of boys go to the same location looking for a hot chick that doesn't exist. |
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Bookmark Prank
| While your victim is away from his computer, change all of his browser bookmarks so they go to porn sites or site with obscene material. Be sure to keep the title the same though, this way he or she won't know its changed until they click on it. |
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