Don't Throw Rice At Weddings
| Since the new rule is to not throw any rice during weddings (since birds can eat them and choke to death) try this instead...put some rice in the groom's car visor. When he pulls it down, he will get a handful of rice in his lap! |
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Prank For The Newly Weds
| Before they return from their wedding. Place some squeaky toys between their mattress and box springs. |
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The Elevator Prank
| After the wedding ceremony, the newly weds are exhausting and just want to get back to their hotel room. The last thing they wanna do is take the stairs up 10 stories. Well, if you try this prank, they will have to. Just arrive before them at the hotel and take the elevator to the top floor and hold it there. They will have no choice but to use the stairs. |
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The Secret Service
| Just before the bride and groom are about to exit the church to get in their limo, have all the grooms men put on dark shaded sunglasses and ear pieces. Then have them act as the couples secret service and hurry them into their limo. Why? Because someone is chasing them and trying to shoot them down. (Someone with a squirt gun of course). Everyone will get a kick out of this and it will surprise the newly weds. |
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Where Are The Toilets?
| Remove all the toilets in the bride and groom's house while they are at the wedding ceremony. When they get back that night before heading off to their honeymoon in the morning, the groom will have to go pee outside and the bride will have a difficult time finding a place to go urinate also. |
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Smaller Tux
| Offer to go pickup the groom's rented tux. but instead of getting his size, pickup a coat jacket that is 2 sizes too small. Hint: you don't want to ruin his entire day so get the real size also. Then see how long it take until he notices. |
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Popcorn Before The Honeymoon
| Fill the groom or brides car with popcorn just before they leave for their honeymoon. |
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Who has the wedding ring?
| As soon as the groom asks the best man at a wedding for the ring, the best can will then ask another person if he has it with a puzzled look. Then that person will ask another and so on, until about 4 people later someone pulls the ring out of a cracker jacks box. |
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Wedding Key Speach
| Before the dinner toast, hand out a few keys to selected woman and announce that now that Bob is married he doesn't want any women from his past sneaking in his place anymore. So tell all the ladies with his house key to turn them in now. Then watch his newly wife's face as 3 or 4 ladies go up to him and hand him keys. |
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Fly Across Country Before Wedding.
| After the groom to be gets totally hammered and completely drunk the day before his wedding at his bachelor party, try this prank. Send one of his best men with him on a plane to a city on the other coast. When he wakes up he will wonder what the heck he is doing at the Los Angeles airport when he should be in Boston preparing for his wedding. After he panics tell him about the joke and that you have his plane ticket back to Boston and the plane will arrive several hours before the wedding. So he will have plenty of time and laugh the whole way. |
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Post Wedding Prank
| Before the bride and groom get in their car to leave for their honeymoon, tie a rope from the inside of the car from one door handle to the other. Make sure to leave about an inch or so of slack. Then crawl out of the back of the car. When they both go to open their doors, they will find themselves in a mini tug of war. |
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Oreo Wedding Window Message
| If you are decorating the grooms car for his wedding. Write the message using Oreo cookies. Just twist the top part of the cookie off, lick the cream middle and stick it on. It will look creative and interesting while on the window, but will be a pain in the butt for the groom to clean off later. |
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Church Bathroom Prank
| Take some hand tools with you to service. Just keep them in your pocket. Then during service when you have to use the restroom, use the tools to dissemble the toilet, stall, sink, etc and just walkout. You will get some interesting reactions when service ends and people have to use the restroom. |
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