Satanic Message Prank
| Use cinnamon oil to write satanic messages on your face before being baptized. When the priest dunks your head in holy water, it will show up as burned marks and be very clear what you wrote. You will also scream in pain. Because it will hurt, so be careful. |
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Break Dance
| When everyone stands to sing a song, dash into the aisle and break-dance. |
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Get Drunk!
| Go to communion and drink the entire goblet of wine. |
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So So Sorry...But I Still Love You
| During a wedding, burst in during the middle of it, run to the bride, give a long speech about how sorry you are and how much you love her, then run out. |
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Replace The Bibles
| The night before sunday service, replace the holy bibles with satanic bibles. |
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Aww Yes! Intermission!
| If you can get access to the sound control box that sends the sound throughout the church during service then try playing Public Service Announcement 2000 by Eminem near the beginning of service. Or Intermission by The Offspring in the middle of service. |
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Fun With Holy Water
| Use water, corn starch, and red food coloring to make fake blood. Then take a small cup of it with you to church. Pour a couple drops into the holy water and spill a little on the floor |
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Confess About Fake Murders
| Confess about your obsessive compulsive disorder, and how you cannot stop the urges to kill. You can laugh all manically and say the urge is coming on, then all of us sudden bang around inside the confessional, slam open the door and run out of church immediately |
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Please bless my weapon
| Before heading back overseas to Iraq or Afghanistan, see if the local priest will bless your weapon. Try it while there are still people sitting in service. |
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Replace Baby Jesus
| Replace baby Jesus with a piece of ham in a manger scene. Or you could use a black cabbage patch kid. |
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Wedding Window Message
| People like to decorate their cars for weddings. One way people decorate is to write stuff on their windows. Since most weddings are during the summer or spring times, try this prank. Write the message on the bride or grooms car using marshmallows! Just dip one end with chocolate syrup and stick them on. Since its most likely a warm day, they will melt and stick to the surface of the window and be difficult to clean off. |
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The Condom Handshake
| While the groom is sitting at the head of the table during his wedding reception, line up all the best men, uncles, brothers, etc. Then have them all shake his hand in congratulations. During the handshake each person will have a condom in their hand and hand it over to him. Let him know its for the honeymoon! |
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Fun With Walkie Talkies
| After the wedding, when the bride or groom is spending their last night in town before heading off in the morning to their honeymoon destination, try this: Turn on a few walkie talkies and hide them in several locations inside their house. Be sure to set them all on different frequencies. Then just before bedtime, send each walkie talkie messages in 2 or 3 minute intervals. They will go nuts scrambling to find the walkie talkies. |
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Mice In Church
| While in service at church, release three mice while nobody is looking. Write the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on the backs of these mice. Church officials will be scrambling all day to find that number 3 mouse that doesn't exist. |
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Flour On The Prayer Bench
| Arrive at church before everyone else and pour a little flour on all the prayer benches. Most people won't notice til they leave the building. Everyone walking out will have white powdered knees. |
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Cow Bell Hell
| During the wedding ceremony, wrap a chain around the groom's neck with a cow bell on it. Lock it with a combination lock. Then tell him he has to call you on his honeymoon to get the combination to unlock it. |
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The Ushers
| During the wedding, have the ushers black out one of their front teeth and smile every chance they get at the groom. Watch as your buddy (the groom) tries his hardest not to laugh. |
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While They Are On The Honeymoon
| While the bride is away on her honeymoon, go into her closet and tie all of her shoe laces together. It is frustrating and takes a long time to undo all of them. |
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Fun With Zip Ties
| Zip tie shoe laces! The people sitting in front of you won't suspect you going underneath them and tying their shoes together. Zip ties make it easier and quicker. |
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Fun With Spray Snow
| Around the holidays aerosol snow spray is sold to decorate windows and christmas trees. But instead of using it for that reason, use it to spray car windows parked in the church parking lot during sunday service. While everyone is in the church, spray 'Naughty' or 'Nice' on their car windows. The spray will just wipe off later, so it is completely harmless. |
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